The Tale of the Sad Fat Fast Food Christlike Figure and the Tallest Burger
In a forgotten corner of an abandoned American parade float, a peculiar sight awaited. A sad fat fast food Christlike figure stood amidst the wreckage, its greasy exterior slumped with sorrow. Clutching the tallest burger ever made, it seemed to carry the weight of the world. Its once bright colors faded, matching the bleakness of […]
